>Sollux: Mess around with shit while blind

[a1a100]

842 Hastings Boulevard


[Sollux woke up this morning to buzzing in his ear. He grumbles and smacks whatever was making that noise and turns over only to be stung in the back by a bee.]

Ow, fuck!

[He sits up and habitually snaps his fingers, putting the bees to sleep. He raises an eyebrow as the sound of awake bees turn into the sound of sleeping bees. When did he even get his bees back and also when did he get his psionics? Well, whatever. He gets changed and goes into the kitchen where he tests out his psionics, using them to lift whatever is closest to him which happens to be a chair.]

Phone

If anyone happens to see a purple bee, bring it to me or at least tell me because I don't want any of my bees getting out. Also, none of you humans will understand this but I have my psionics back. I could have used them a few months ago but whatever, I have them now. If anyone is wondering what the hell psionics are, long story short I can lift shit without touching it and burn people and their houses to crisps.

Comments

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

...You seriously think humans don't know what psychics are?

[a1a1000.livejournal.com]

I said psionics dumbshit, there's a difference.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

It's a pretty thin line, if you're trying to say there's a difference between a psychic who reads mind and a psionic who manipulates matter and natural law through psychic power. I've mainly known people who do both.

[a1a1000.livejournal.com]

Good for them but just because you know people that can do both doesn't mean that there's not really a difference.

[cullscuttlefish]

[filtered away from the Condesce]

A purple bee? You mean you got them back?

...please tell me you filtered the bit about your psionics. Please.

[Because your moirail is going to kick your ass if you didn't, Sollux.]

[a1a1000.livejournal.com]

[There is a long silence before he actually speaks.]

Yes, I got my bees back.

[cullscuttlefish]

...you didn't answer the last part. Am I going to have to come over there?

[a1a1000.livejournal.com]

No, no. I'll be fine. I'd rather her come over when I'm the only one here anyway, so no one else gets hurt or anything.

[spiraldoll.livejournal.com]

Why would you want to burn people or their houses to crisps?

Unless they were bad people. But, still, that seems very cruel to do, even to bad people! And burning down their houses seems unnecessary...

[a1a1000.livejournal.com]

Because I love making everyone's lives so much harder then they already are.

[spiraldoll.livejournal.com]

That does not seem like a very good thing to do.

[a1a1000.livejournal.com]

I was being sarcastic idiot.

[doublerinbows.livejournal.com]

Purple bees, ooh! Are they the fluffy kind of bee too? ♪

[a1a1000.livejournal.com]

Yeah, they're fluffy and also kind of really annoying.

[roadroller]

Annoying, huh... are they like killer bees, all sting happy and stuff? ♪ Fluffy bees sound cute, but not if they're mean.

[a1a1000.livejournal.com]

They'll only sting you if you do anything to upset them. If you stand still and don't hit them or make any too sudden movements, you'll be fine.

[nosigntospeakof.livejournal.com]

[There's a warm chuckle on the other end of the receiver.]

I'll keep an eye out for any bees, Sollux.

[a1a1000.livejournal.com]

Heheh, thanks. I don't think any got out yet because they're napping right now but just in case I want to put out a warning so people don't try to keep them for themselves or kill them.

[chastesaw]

I sincerely hope you have no plans to do the latter with your psionic abilities.

[a1a1000.livejournal.com]

Yes Kanaya, because I totally want to repeat what happened those sweeps ago. Watch out, I might just be coming to your hive right now!

[chastesaw]

It was an insincere and humorous statement, Sollux.

[a1a1000.livejournal.com]

You should really work on your humor, Kanaya.

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[frilly-filly.livejournal.com]

That sounds rather similar to magic. If you don't mind my asking, what's the difference between the two?

[boots-and-boys.livejournal.com]

Burn people and their houses to crisps? That's a comforting thought.

[shesapir8]

A psionic?