Sollux Captor
>Sollux: Mess around with shit while blind 
27th-Dec-2011 11:11 am
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842 Hastings Boulevard


[Sollux woke up this morning to buzzing in his ear. He grumbles and smacks whatever was making that noise and turns over only to be stung in the back by a bee.]

Ow, fuck!

[He sits up and habitually snaps his fingers, putting the bees to sleep. He raises an eyebrow as the sound of awake bees turn into the sound of sleeping bees. When did he even get his bees back and also when did he get his psionics? Well, whatever. He gets changed and goes into the kitchen where he tests out his psionics, using them to lift whatever is closest to him which happens to be a chair.]

Phone

If anyone happens to see a purple bee, bring it to me or at least tell me because I don't want any of my bees getting out. Also, none of you humans will understand this but I have my psionics back. I could have used them a few months ago but whatever, I have them now. If anyone is wondering what the hell psionics are, long story short I can lift shit without touching it and burn people and their houses to crisps.
Comments 
28th-Dec-2011 04:11 am (UTC)
That does not seem like a very good thing to do.
28th-Dec-2011 04:16 am (UTC)
I was being sarcastic idiot.
28th-Dec-2011 04:21 am (UTC)
Oh, I see!

But, if that was a sarcastic answer, then why do you do it? Or, do you not intend to tell me? It is fine, if you do not want to say.
28th-Dec-2011 04:22 am (UTC)
I only did it once and it was an accident.
28th-Dec-2011 04:27 am (UTC)
Well, accidents do happen! Still, you should be careful not to do it again.
28th-Dec-2011 04:34 am (UTC)
Wow, thanks for the fucking tip. I didn't even think about being careful about not doing that again!
28th-Dec-2011 04:54 am (UTC)
You are welcome!

And it is alright, it is possible to have things like that slip your mind.
28th-Dec-2011 05:01 am (UTC)
I'm being sarcastic again, genius! You are on a fucking roll today.
28th-Dec-2011 05:04 am (UTC)
Oh, you are?

I am sorry, I cannot tell! But, I am not rolling, I am sorry to tell you.
28th-Dec-2011 05:06 am (UTC)
...are you fucking retarded or something? You're so dumb that even KK could troll you.
28th-Dec-2011 05:10 am (UTC)
What is 'retarded'?

And who is KK? And what is 'trolling'? [[so many questions.]]
28th-Dec-2011 05:36 am (UTC)
No, fuck this shit I'm done.

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