>Sollux: Mess around with shit while blind

[a1a100]

842 Hastings Boulevard


[Sollux woke up this morning to buzzing in his ear. He grumbles and smacks whatever was making that noise and turns over only to be stung in the back by a bee.]

Ow, fuck!

[He sits up and habitually snaps his fingers, putting the bees to sleep. He raises an eyebrow as the sound of awake bees turn into the sound of sleeping bees. When did he even get his bees back and also when did he get his psionics? Well, whatever. He gets changed and goes into the kitchen where he tests out his psionics, using them to lift whatever is closest to him which happens to be a chair.]

Phone

If anyone happens to see a purple bee, bring it to me or at least tell me because I don't want any of my bees getting out. Also, none of you humans will understand this but I have my psionics back. I could have used them a few months ago but whatever, I have them now. If anyone is wondering what the hell psionics are, long story short I can lift shit without touching it and burn people and their houses to crisps.

Comments

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

...You seriously think humans don't know what psychics are?

[cullscuttlefish]

[filtered away from the Condesce]

A purple bee? You mean you got them back?

...please tell me you filtered the bit about your psionics. Please.

[Because your moirail is going to kick your ass if you didn't, Sollux.]

[spiraldoll.livejournal.com]

Why would you want to burn people or their houses to crisps?

Unless they were bad people. But, still, that seems very cruel to do, even to bad people! And burning down their houses seems unnecessary...

[doublerinbows.livejournal.com]

Purple bees, ooh! Are they the fluffy kind of bee too? ♪

[nosigntospeakof.livejournal.com]

[There's a warm chuckle on the other end of the receiver.]

I'll keep an eye out for any bees, Sollux.

[chastesaw]

I sincerely hope you have no plans to do the latter with your psionic abilities.

Phone

[frilly-filly.livejournal.com]

That sounds rather similar to magic. If you don't mind my asking, what's the difference between the two?

[boots-and-boys.livejournal.com]

Burn people and their houses to crisps? That's a comforting thought.

[shesapir8]

A psionic?