Sollux Captor
>Sollux: Mess around with shit while blind 
27th-Dec-2011 11:11 am
a1a100: (12)
842 Hastings Boulevard


[Sollux woke up this morning to buzzing in his ear. He grumbles and smacks whatever was making that noise and turns over only to be stung in the back by a bee.]

Ow, fuck!

[He sits up and habitually snaps his fingers, putting the bees to sleep. He raises an eyebrow as the sound of awake bees turn into the sound of sleeping bees. When did he even get his bees back and also when did he get his psionics? Well, whatever. He gets changed and goes into the kitchen where he tests out his psionics, using them to lift whatever is closest to him which happens to be a chair.]

Phone

If anyone happens to see a purple bee, bring it to me or at least tell me because I don't want any of my bees getting out. Also, none of you humans will understand this but I have my psionics back. I could have used them a few months ago but whatever, I have them now. If anyone is wondering what the hell psionics are, long story short I can lift shit without touching it and burn people and their houses to crisps.
Comments 
28th-Dec-2011 12:43 am (UTC)
Purple bees, ooh! Are they the fluffy kind of bee too? ♪
28th-Dec-2011 03:57 am (UTC)
Yeah, they're fluffy and also kind of really annoying.
28th-Dec-2011 04:08 am (UTC)
roadroller: (♪ Daughter of Evil ♪)
Annoying, huh... are they like killer bees, all sting happy and stuff? ♪ Fluffy bees sound cute, but not if they're mean.
28th-Dec-2011 04:18 am (UTC)
They'll only sting you if you do anything to upset them. If you stand still and don't hit them or make any too sudden movements, you'll be fine.
28th-Dec-2011 04:27 am (UTC)
roadroller: (♪ Sleeper Tie ♪)
Well, I'll keep that in mind if they show up in my house. ♪ How likely is that, by the way?
28th-Dec-2011 04:35 am (UTC)
As long as I don't leave my door or window open, it's not likely at all.
28th-Dec-2011 04:58 am (UTC)
roadroller: (♪ Eager♥Believer ♪)
I guess it would be hard to tell if just one or two went missing though. ♪

[since she is assuming he has a big beehive of them. After all, who would regain only one or two bees?]

28th-Dec-2011 05:03 am (UTC)
Yeah, it would be kind of hard. Well, unless people start making phone calls about weird ass purple bees flying around.
28th-Dec-2011 05:04 am (UTC)
roadroller: (♪ Pink Spider ♪)
And now they won't have to. Smart. ♪
28th-Dec-2011 05:07 am (UTC)
Yeah.
28th-Dec-2011 05:09 am (UTC)
roadroller: (♪ Like Dislike ♪)
So anyway, you got your psionics too right? ♪ Does that mean you're going to have headaches again?
28th-Dec-2011 05:35 am (UTC)
Well considering that I have a freakishly mutant brain, yes. Though, the main reason why I used to have unbearably painful migraines was thanks to the screams of the imminently deceased pounding against the inside of my head but since I've gone blind, the screams aren't present anymore so the headaches are less intense.
28th-Dec-2011 05:42 am (UTC)
roadroller: (♪  Never ♪)
That's... kind of confusing! ♪

[how does losing your sight make screaming go away? Did he see the screams? Weird trolls.]

But at least they won't be so bad. Maybe you can take painkillers or something, I dunno. ♪
28th-Dec-2011 05:44 am (UTC)
I tried that, all that happened was that I spent the rest of the night vomiting.
28th-Dec-2011 05:47 am (UTC)
roadroller: (♪ Butterfly On Your Right Shoulder ♪)
Ewww, don't do that then. ♪ I guess your body is too different from a human's.

[...not that Rin knows the first thing about taking care of the human body, either. Should have seen her when she had a cold. Pathetic.]
28th-Dec-2011 05:50 am (UTC)
I'm used to headaches anyway, I'll be fine.
28th-Dec-2011 05:55 am (UTC)
roadroller: (♪ Sleeper Tie ♪)
Okay, okay. ♪

Well, now that I think about it, using psionics while blind has got to be a bit of a crapshoot, did you break anything huge yet? Or can you like... see but with your mind instead of your eyes! ♪
28th-Dec-2011 05:56 am (UTC)
I can't see with my mind, I've already broken a plate testing it out earlier today.
28th-Dec-2011 05:58 am (UTC)
roadroller: (♪  Never ♪)
Just a plate? ♪

[she said huge, Sollux! That's not impressive at all. :I]
28th-Dec-2011 05:59 am (UTC)
Well I might have broken a chair too but I'm not sure. I stopped after I heard a crash.
28th-Dec-2011 06:11 am (UTC)
roadroller: (♪ Pink Spider ♪)
Ahaha! ♪ Well, everyone knows a house isn't a good place to train in anyway. You need to go out in nature. Sit under a waterfall...

[she's totally kidding with that last bit.]
28th-Dec-2011 06:16 am (UTC)
Are there even any waterfalls in Mayfield? I haven't seen anything beyond maybe a puddle when it comes to bodies of water here. Although, I was only able to see Mayfield more maybe a month.
28th-Dec-2011 06:20 am (UTC)
roadroller: (♪ Daughter of Evil ♪)
Well, there's a lake. Maybe you could make it waterfall onto yourself with your psionics, ooh. Double the meditation! ♪

28th-Dec-2011 06:32 am (UTC)
Heheh, I don't think I've tried moving water with my psionics. It sounds interesting.
28th-Dec-2011 06:36 am (UTC)
roadroller: (♪ World is Mine ♪)
It sounds awesome! ... Now we just have to wait for the lake to unfreeze. ♪
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