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Sollux Captor ([personal profile] a1a100) wrote2011-12-27 11:11 am

>Sollux: Mess around with shit while blind

842 Hastings Boulevard


[Sollux woke up this morning to buzzing in his ear. He grumbles and smacks whatever was making that noise and turns over only to be stung in the back by a bee.]

Ow, fuck!

[He sits up and habitually snaps his fingers, putting the bees to sleep. He raises an eyebrow as the sound of awake bees turn into the sound of sleeping bees. When did he even get his bees back and also when did he get his psionics? Well, whatever. He gets changed and goes into the kitchen where he tests out his psionics, using them to lift whatever is closest to him which happens to be a chair.]

Phone

If anyone happens to see a purple bee, bring it to me or at least tell me because I don't want any of my bees getting out. Also, none of you humans will understand this but I have my psionics back. I could have used them a few months ago but whatever, I have them now. If anyone is wondering what the hell psionics are, long story short I can lift shit without touching it and burn people and their houses to crisps.
chastesaw: (Here Is My Caring Face)

[personal profile] chastesaw 2011-12-28 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
It was an insincere and humorous statement, Sollux.

[identity profile] a1a1000.livejournal.com 2011-12-28 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
You should really work on your humor, Kanaya.
chastesaw: (Why Are You Inquiring That Of Me)

[personal profile] chastesaw 2011-12-28 11:06 am (UTC)(link)
I've been attempting to do precisely that.

[identity profile] a1a1000.livejournal.com 2011-12-28 11:15 am (UTC)(link)
Do you want me to come over and teach you how to be funny?
chastesaw: (Skin Of A Kilowatt)

[personal profile] chastesaw 2011-12-30 10:16 am (UTC)(link)
You say that as though you're qualified to teach.