Okay, what the hell ith going on? I keep hearing thit about Eridan that'th not jutht about how he'th a huge douthche. I'm obviouthly out of the loop here and I want to know eckthactly what you guyth know. Don't thkip on any detailth and if you do I'm going to be really pithed.
Oh please. You don't have to have self confidence to make a relationship work. I should know, I'm the tyrannical ruler of the mighty low self esteem empire, and I still get by.
You're not a piethe of thit and you're not ruining anything. I'm jutht kind of threthed and in a bad mood. I know you're jutht trying to help and I'm thorry that I made you upthet.
[Truth be told, he feels a little awkward around Sollux now that he knows about the Feferi situation and what a coward he is. But he isn't going to get past that so easily.]