Okay, what the hell ith going on? I keep hearing thit about Eridan that'th not jutht about how he'th a huge douthche. I'm obviouthly out of the loop here and I want to know eckthactly what you guyth know. Don't thkip on any detailth and if you do I'm going to be really pithed.
You're not a piethe of thit and you're not ruining anything. I'm jutht kind of threthed and in a bad mood. I know you're jutht trying to help and I'm thorry that I made you upthet.
[Truth be told, he feels a little awkward around Sollux now that he knows about the Feferi situation and what a coward he is. But he isn't going to get past that so easily.]