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Sollux Captor ([personal profile] a1a100) wrote2011-10-11 03:20 pm
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Phone. Filtered to the trolls minus Eridan

Okay, what the hell ith going on? I keep hearing thit about Eridan that'th not jutht about how he'th a huge douthche. I'm obviouthly out of the loop here and I want to know eckthactly what you guyth know. Don't thkip on any detailth and if you do I'm going to be really pithed.
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[identity profile] a1a100.livejournal.com 2011-10-12 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't mean to go with me ath a date, fuckwad. If the planth on going, I want to be the one to go with her to make thure the'll be okay. I'm not the kind of perthon to catch thomeone on a rebound or whatever, I'm not Eridan.

[identity profile] a1a100.livejournal.com 2011-10-12 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Therioutly KK, do you think I'm the kind of perthon to do thomething like that?

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-10-12 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Yes? Everyone here is fucking incompetent at rom. I've been running around all day.

[identity profile] a1a100.livejournal.com 2011-10-12 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
If anything, I don't have the thelf confidenthe to try.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-10-12 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Oh please. You don't have to have self confidence to make a relationship work. I should know, I'm the tyrannical ruler of the mighty low self esteem empire, and I still get by.

[identity profile] a1a100.livejournal.com 2011-10-12 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
I don't want to fight about thith KK.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-10-12 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, fine. Go feel sorry for yourself, I don't care.

[identity profile] a1a100.livejournal.com 2011-10-12 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Can we theriouthly not thtart thith?

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-10-12 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not starting anything. All I'm trying to do is help you out, but you're obviously not having any of it, so I'm finishing.

[identity profile] a1a100.livejournal.com 2011-10-12 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
I don't thee how pithing me off ith helping me out.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-10-12 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, so I'm a piece of shit forever ruining your life, I can accept that. I'll just stop helping, what the fuck ever.

[Hangs up.

Not calling back in five minutes, either.]

[identity profile] a1a100.livejournal.com 2011-10-12 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
[He's not but Sollux is]

KK, wait.

[identity profile] a1a100.livejournal.com 2011-10-12 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
You're not a piethe of thit and you're not ruining anything. I'm jutht kind of threthed and in a bad mood. I know you're jutht trying to help and I'm thorry that I made you upthet.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-10-12 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
Fuck.

Don't apologize to me, I don't want to hear it. I know you're just in an awful mood like always and it isn't goddamn personal, okay?

[identity profile] a1a100.livejournal.com 2011-10-12 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Okay.

Tho we're on good termth again?

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-10-12 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I guess we are.

[Truth be told, he feels a little awkward around Sollux now that he knows about the Feferi situation and what a coward he is. But he isn't going to get past that so easily.]

[identity profile] a1a100.livejournal.com 2011-10-12 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Good. I gueth I'll thee you at thcool tomorrow?

[identity profile] a1a100.livejournal.com 2011-10-14 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright. Thee you tomorrow.
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