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Phone. Filtered to the trolls minus Eridan

Okay, what the hell ith going on? I keep hearing thit about Eridan that'th not jutht about how he'th a huge douthche. I'm obviouthly out of the loop here and I want to know eckthactly what you guyth know. Don't thkip on any detailth and if you do I'm going to be really pithed.

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Yes, but can you do me a favor and not ask about them right now? Or ever?

Yeah, thorry.

[Welp his truce with Eridan was short.]

...Are we okay?

Yeah, we're okay.

I told the story kind of fast so I'm not sure you noticed the part where I completely failed to not be the world's most useless sack of shit. Also, I sort of dropped your unconscious body down some stairs and then put your fangs back in and pretended I didn't.

I'm just saying, there is a lot to not be okay with.

I didn't mith that part, no. I'm mad that you didn't do thit but at the thame time I don't really blame you for not acting immediately.

[He thinks for a minute]

How do you thort of drop my body down a flight of thtairth? How high do you even have to be to do that?

[You can't tell but he's face palming right now]

I'm glad I wath taken from before all of that thit. God.

[He kind of appreciates it when Sollux says he's angry he didn't do shit; he's hated himself for what happened that day for so long and it feels oddly relieving if painful to hear someone half acknowledge that he isn't completely faultless. He considers trying to goad Sollux into saying more but they are back into teasing now and it won't be as sincere.]

Yeah, you're fucking lucky. I'm busting my ass dealing with all of this.

I bet you are, a lot of thith ith parthially your fault and you probably have a lot of thit to deal with becauthe of it.

[Sollux isn't afraid to be blunt, Karkat doesn't really need to goad him into saying more because he's probably going to anyway.]

Yeah, I know it is.

I'm trying to make up for it.

Well, now it theemth that I need to make FF go to the danthe with me no matter what, huh? Knowing that he'th killed her before, who'th to thay he won't again? The could break up with him after the danthe or thomething and he'll flip hith thit over it and that'th thomething I don't want to happen.

[He sighs]

I would kill to get my thionicth back.

She's not going with him. She already knows what he did.

Good. I jutht need to reathk her or at leatht figure out what the'th doing for homecoming.

How much of an idiot are you?

I think after rekindling her feelings for Eridan and then finding out he murdered her, she probably has a lot on her nutrition plateau, shithead. Try scraping the the built up mucus off your sensitivity glands and think for a minute.

Maybe she'd be interested but don't push her into getting involved with you now.

I didn't mean to go with me ath a date, fuckwad. If the planth on going, I want to be the one to go with her to make thure the'll be okay. I'm not the kind of perthon to catch thomeone on a rebound or whatever, I'm not Eridan.

Oh.

Well, okay, then.

Therioutly KK, do you think I'm the kind of perthon to do thomething like that?

Yes? Everyone here is fucking incompetent at rom. I've been running around all day.

If anything, I don't have the thelf confidenthe to try.

Oh please. You don't have to have self confidence to make a relationship work. I should know, I'm the tyrannical ruler of the mighty low self esteem empire, and I still get by.

I don't want to fight about thith KK.

Okay, fine. Go feel sorry for yourself, I don't care.

Can we theriouthly not thtart thith?

I'm not starting anything. All I'm trying to do is help you out, but you're obviously not having any of it, so I'm finishing.

I don't thee how pithing me off ith helping me out.

Okay, so I'm a piece of shit forever ruining your life, I can accept that. I'll just stop helping, what the fuck ever.

[Hangs up.

Not calling back in five minutes, either.]