Solluuuuuuuuuuuux~!

[Terezi sounds so pleased to hear him.] Oh, the sound of that lisp is like music to my ears!

Oh, hey Terethi.

[He hasn't talked to you yet, has he?]

Thup?

[nooope she's been busy generally being weird as usual]

Not much! Karkat told me you were here. So, hey! Are you blind or not?

[this may seem like a weird question to Sollux, but Terezi is just kind of making the default assumption he might be further ahead on the timeline... oops.]

Not.

[that is a weird question indeed]

Oh, okay! Now I feel like an asshole. [NAH she's just... a little... disappointed...... wow Terezi you are terrible. she was so excited to have a friend in blindness though boooooooooo.] And anyway the question was totally irrelevant so don't worry about it! Haha!

Um, alright then.

Thay Terethi, what'th your opinion of me?

My... opinion? [she giggles.] Why're you asking?

Becauthe there'th got to be thomething wrong with me if Feferi acthualy wantth to go to the danthe with Eridan rather than me.

...

[UGH oh great] There's no way it's you, Sollux. She probably got hit on her cranial shell or something. Believe me, Eridan will always be infinitely more pathetic than you. [Terezi, you are so reassuring.]

Thankth. That'th not really all that reathuring but it'th nithe to know that you think he'th more pathetic then I.

Besides, no doubt her momentary retardedness is bound to pass! She cannot say no to a cool hacker for long!

But if you need someone to dance with, my moves are always available.

You don't have a date Terethi?

Well, I... [uuugggh. Karkat doesn't want to go public about anything, so Terezi's kind of stuck a little.] Um, I do! Kind of? But I don't think they will want to do any dancing. They're not the type.

Eheheh, I'll danthe with you then.

You're on! Hehehe.