... holy thit.

I'm glad we had this talk and accepted that no one really wants to go to a dance with you. I have to go deal with this, so just ask Feferi or something, is that even so hard?

Jade thaid FF wath going to be athked by thomeone elthe tho I don't really want to athk her becauthe I'm thure the'll go with whoever athkth.

Ugh, don't be such an asshole. Jade is friends with Eridan, it cannot possibly be more obvious what she's trying to do. That doesn't make it okay with me, especially because I don't wish something that awful on Feferi. Do you?

Wait, Eridan'th athking her?

[That little fuck]

He'th probably going to ruin the whole night for her. Although, why thould we worry I mean I'm thure FF wouldn't go with him.

I hope not. But she's especially not going to, because you're going to undertake the excruciating process of peeling your ass off your seat and ask her yourself.

Right. I'll athk her when I get the chanthe.

Okay. I have to go strangle Harley, so we can talk after you've offered Feferi the lesser of two terrible options.

Alright.