Eheheheh, the thame goeth for you. Theemth like a leth angry and more fun to be around KK ith impothible, huh?

Yes, it's impossible. Even if it wasn't, I'd find a way to make it impossible just to make sure I never failed to be here to tell you how terrible you are.

Heheh, that'th okay becauthe it would be weird if you weren't telling me how terrible I am.

I'm glad this situation isn't weird.

Where do you live?

[He reaches into his pocket and takes out a slip of paper. He had written his address on it before leaving into town.]

I live on 842 Hathtingth Boulevard with the human named John from our univerthe.

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What?

Since when is he here?

We both woke up here thith morning.

[He shrugs.]

Why is everyone showing up at once? It's fucking impossible to keep track.

At leatht we're thowing up. Would you rather be here all by yourthelf while everyone elthe wath back in the Veil?

No.

Did I say it was a bad thing? It's just that I've been here for perigees with basically just Gamzee, Tavros, Nepeta, and Jade consistently around. And now suddenly almost every fucking asshole I know is present and accounted for.

You're making it thound like it'th a bad thing.

[He sighs and crosses his arms.]


Tho, how ith everyone? Well, everyone you've talked to tho far. I'm athuming all the people who came with me are jutht ath confuthed and irritated.

I don't know.

Horrible things keep happening, as described in detail in my memo, and everyone seems fine, I guess, but it's really hard to say.

What kind of horrible thingth? I want to know how prepared I thould be. And altho, how long doeth it take until I thtart getting thit from our world? Thuch ath my troll body?

[Now he has questions.]

Okay. Last time, it was this situation where they delivered disgusting human dairy beverages to our hives and told us someone had to drink them. When we didn't, they made one of us go on a shithive murder spree until we did.

The dairy beverages had varying effects but they were all somewhere between making us really sick or flat out killing us horribly. I mean, I got off really easily with what happened to me, but it kind of makes me feel like shit thinking about everything my hivemates went through.

[He sighs; he hasn't really talked about this with anyone, and he doesn't know if he wants to right now or not.]

It's really impossible to predict when you'll get those things back. It usually takes about an earth month or two.

If thomething ath harmleth ath human dairy productth cauthed thingth like that to happen then thith plathe ith thomething I thouldn't take lightly.

An Earth month? Whatever, I gueth I'll find out when it happenth.

Yeah, you will. Don't look forward to it, though. You look like a useless asshole as a human. Even more than usual, I mean. You'll probably die first.

Thankth KK. That'th really reathuring.

I'm just being honest about the situation.

Yeah, yeah. I'll keep an eye out for anything.