I am a troll. I wath turned into a human upon coming to thith plathe. My name ith Tholluckth Captor and I am a mad hacker. My betht friend ith Karkat Vantath and he'th our "leader" and kind of an athhole. There are 12 of uth total but I don't want to name them all off.

[ I am a TROLL...

My name is... I am a MAD HACKER........... ]

[ My best friend is KARKAT VANTAS......


leader.............








]

OH MY GOD, you're the best hacker Terezi told me about!!

And you know Karkat!!!!

And I know about you!!!!!!!! Kind of.

Oh gosh, this is kind of sudden, I am almost speechless.

You mutht be one of the humanth my group like to talk to then, huh?

Edited 2011-09-14 08:40 am (UTC)

Yes, I am one of those humans. And this meeting would be even more awesome if you were in your normal form, because now that I know who you are, having pink flesh seems a bit off.

Do you know what trollth look like?

Nope. But I am sure you all look very trollish and alien-like.

I would also imagine big horns like monster Howie Mandel, because he is the closest thing to a troll I know.

Our hornth uthually aren't that big until we get older. Ath a troll, I look how I do now but with grey thkin, yellow blood, 4 hornth, and one red eye and one blue eye. I altho have pretty big and annoying fangth that give me an even worthe lithp then I already have.

Oh man, that sounds pretty cool. I am sorry about the lisp though, but I can still pretty much understand all of your words!

Also, you said you're Karkat's best friend? I thought that was Gamzee.

Edited 2011-09-14 09:03 am (UTC)

KK ith Gamthee'th betht friend, thure. But I'm KK'th betht friend and he'th mine. You get that, right?

Hehe, yeah, I understand.

And I can't say I am qualified to be KK's best friend yet, but I am his buddy! This must mean we are fellow buddies from another buddy.

Heheh, for a human, you're pretty okay.

[ John lightly laughs again and reaches up to pull his hood over his head, at which he instantly remembered he didn't have his god tier clothes anymore! Welp. ]

So where should we start?

[ He looks around as if really looking at the place for the first time. ]

Uh, I'll sthtart on thith end of the houthe and you thtart on the other?

Okay, but maybe we should stick together. So things won't be so hectic when we meet the real owner.

[ He started pacing around the hallway, glancing at the pictures to get a sneak peek of who exactly lived here, but...

What in the hell is going on in here. ]

Do I even want to know...

It'th kind of creepy how there are pictureth of uth with other people, huh?

[He stares at one of the portraits for a long time before speaking again.]

Maybe... maybe we're thuppothed to live here? It would make thenthe I mean, all of the clotheth in the clothet of the room I came from were my thtyle, my thithe. There are picthureth of uth pothing like we know each other.

[He looks back to the room he came from and walks over to the door.]

There'th even my name on the door!

[Be it as it may it's drawn on a piece of paper and taped on.]

But I've never even seen you in my life! Maybe you guys can with your stalkerish viewports, and I dunno about you, but this whole thing reeks of a really bad horror movie. It's kind of creepy.

[ He looks at a photo of a baby version of him and Sollux taking a bath. ]

Make that super creepy. I wonder if this kinda makes us brothers, then.

[He looks over at John and tilts his head a little.]

Brotherth?

Oh right, troll families work differently than human families do.

It's like... imagine being born with another wriggly troll at the same time. And you two live together under the same roof! It's like having your best friend grow up with you, except you two are related.

By the lookth of it--

[He pics up another photo of the two. They were both younger and opening presents on Christmas day.]

I gueth we are.

Hehe, I never had a brother before. This might even be kind of awesome.









[ Wait. What's that he's holding in the picture? ]

Edited 2011-09-16 12:44 am (UTC)

[ Oh hell no.

It seems no matter what alternate universe he was in, there was absolutely no escape from the clowns. Ever. ]

Auuugh! Why!!!

Edited 2011-09-16 12:49 am (UTC)