First hack

[a1a100]

A. In the house.

[Good morning Mayfield, today seems like a particularly lovely day, no? Well despite the lovely weather, a certain boy isn't pleased. He gets out of his bed and rubs his eye, looking around the unfamiliar room.]

Where the hell ith thith?

[After standing up, he notices a full body mirror on the wall. And what he was looking at made him flinch a little. He walks over to the mirror and places his hand on it, the image reflecting his motions. He was missing his horns, his fangs, his grey skin, and his red and blue eyes. not to mention that he was in clothes that he didn't recognize, a plain black tank top and plaid boxers.]

What happened to my body?

[Without hesitation, he moves over to his closet and changes into a random outfit, a yellow and black sweater vest and black jeans. Then he hurries down the hall, not really sure what he was looking for.]

B. The streets of Mayfield.

[If you guys are taking a walk, wandering around, or just looking out your window, you may notice a certain heterochromic, sweater vest wearing boy run by. What could be his issue? Well, you're going to have to ask him if you want to find out!]

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[a1a100.livejournal.com]

[He stops and stares at John. Okay, he was apparently in someone else's house. He was probably wearing that kid's clothes, too. Whoops.]

Thorry for invading your houthe, I wath jutht leaving.

[windplay.livejournal.com]

Um... I'm pretty sure you just said it was my house, it's really not!

I thought it was yours.

[a1a100.livejournal.com]

What? No, I've never been here before.

[windplay.livejournal.com]

Oh.

Then who's house is it?

[a1a100.livejournal.com]

Well it'th obviouthly not yourth or mine.

[Although, those pictures on the walls make it seem otherwise.]

We thould probably find out who liveth here.

[windplay.livejournal.com]

Sure! I hope we won't be intruding, though.

[ A pause; then he holds out his hand. Dad always said a good firm handshake made for a nice manly greeting. ]

I'm John.

[a1a100.livejournal.com]

I'm thure if we eckthplain everything, it'll be fine.

[He hesitantly takes John's hand and shakes it quick.]

Tholluckth.

[windplay.livejournal.com]

[ Aw yeah, manly handshakes. ]

So...llux, right?

[ A deafening pause. ]

Cool name. So where should we start?

[a1a100.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and thankth. It'th not really common for humanth, or trollth for that matter. But all trollth have pretty unique nameth, I don't think I've ever met two with the thame name.

[He rubs the back of his head.]

You probably don't know what a troll ith, huh? I'll thtop talking about it, you'll probably think I'm inthane if I tried to eckthplain anyway.

[He looks around the house.]

I guess we thould probably jutht thtart from here, look through doorth and other roomth until we find thomeone.

[windplay.livejournal.com]

Wait! Did you just say troll? I thought you said "trough" at first, but you definitely said the word troll.

[ All of the staring. ALL OF IT. ]

How do you know about the trolls? Are we even talking about the same trolls here? Because I don't mean the big, ugly club wielding ones in the dungeon.

[a1a100.livejournal.com]

[He raises an eyebrow]

How do you know about trollth?

[windplay.livejournal.com]

[ A toothy grin. ]

It's a sekret.

You first!

[a1a100.livejournal.com]

I am a troll. I wath turned into a human upon coming to thith plathe. My name ith Tholluckth Captor and I am a mad hacker. My betht friend ith Karkat Vantath and he'th our "leader" and kind of an athhole. There are 12 of uth total but I don't want to name them all off.

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[windplay.livejournal.com]

[ I am a TROLL...

My name is... I am a MAD HACKER........... ]

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[windplay.livejournal.com]

[ My best friend is KARKAT VANTAS......


leader.............








]

[windplay.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD, you're the best hacker Terezi told me about!!

And you know Karkat!!!!

And I know about you!!!!!!!! Kind of.

Oh gosh, this is kind of sudden, I am almost speechless.

[a1a100.livejournal.com]

You mutht be one of the humanth my group like to talk to then, huh?

[windplay.livejournal.com]

Yes, I am one of those humans. And this meeting would be even more awesome if you were in your normal form, because now that I know who you are, having pink flesh seems a bit off.

[a1a100.livejournal.com]

Do you know what trollth look like?

[windplay.livejournal.com]

Nope. But I am sure you all look very trollish and alien-like.

I would also imagine big horns like monster Howie Mandel, because he is the closest thing to a troll I know.

[a1a100.livejournal.com]

Our hornth uthually aren't that big until we get older. Ath a troll, I look how I do now but with grey thkin, yellow blood, 4 hornth, and one red eye and one blue eye. I altho have pretty big and annoying fangth that give me an even worthe lithp then I already have.

[windplay.livejournal.com]

Oh man, that sounds pretty cool. I am sorry about the lisp though, but I can still pretty much understand all of your words!

Also, you said you're Karkat's best friend? I thought that was Gamzee.

[a1a100.livejournal.com]

KK ith Gamthee'th betht friend, thure. But I'm KK'th betht friend and he'th mine. You get that, right?

[windplay.livejournal.com]

Hehe, yeah, I understand.

And I can't say I am qualified to be KK's best friend yet, but I am his buddy! This must mean we are fellow buddies from another buddy.

[a1a100.livejournal.com]

Heheh, for a human, you're pretty okay.