First hack

[a1a100]

A. In the house.

[Good morning Mayfield, today seems like a particularly lovely day, no? Well despite the lovely weather, a certain boy isn't pleased. He gets out of his bed and rubs his eye, looking around the unfamiliar room.]

Where the hell ith thith?

[After standing up, he notices a full body mirror on the wall. And what he was looking at made him flinch a little. He walks over to the mirror and places his hand on it, the image reflecting his motions. He was missing his horns, his fangs, his grey skin, and his red and blue eyes. not to mention that he was in clothes that he didn't recognize, a plain black tank top and plaid boxers.]

What happened to my body?

[Without hesitation, he moves over to his closet and changes into a random outfit, a yellow and black sweater vest and black jeans. Then he hurries down the hall, not really sure what he was looking for.]

B. The streets of Mayfield.

[If you guys are taking a walk, wandering around, or just looking out your window, you may notice a certain heterochromic, sweater vest wearing boy run by. What could be his issue? Well, you're going to have to ask him if you want to find out!]

Comments

[roadroller]

That's the worst logic ever, I'm not buying it! ♪

[a1a100.livejournal.com]

I'm hith betht friend. If anyone knowth more about him it'th me.

[roadroller]

Well, you pet your friend then.

[tsuns this image, it's too cute to be real >:T

but since she's never met him in person, now she's imagining this kawaii uguu catboy Karkat type thing. Damn you, Sollux.]

.... Besides, if he was part cat, wouldn't he ... I don't know, go "Hssss" or something? When he was pissed? ♪

[a1a100.livejournal.com]

[You're welcome.]

He'th not that much part cat. You thee, all trollth are part thome kind of animalth but it'th not tho much lookth and acthionth, it'th more like thentheth and inthtincth. I'm part bee, by the way.

[roadroller]

[Bee.

Rin looks at his sweatervest...]

Yeah, okay. ♪

[a1a100.livejournal.com]

Yeah, thee? Tho when he getth mad, thcratch him behind hith earth, on the top of hith head, practically anywhere calmth him down.

[roadroller]

[... still kind of dubious. But oh well.]

Ah, I've never actually met him in person though, so it probably won't come to that anyway. ♪

[a1a100.livejournal.com]

You never know. You'll probably end up meeting him in perthon at thome point.

[roadroller]

Hmm. It is a small town. ♪

[a1a100.livejournal.com]

Yeah. You'll meet him.

[roadroller]

All right! I'll just stick that strategy in my back pocket then. ♪

[it's never happening. no way. uguu...]

[a1a100.livejournal.com]

[You know you want to do it Rin.]

Eheheh, good. You'll need it.

whoops wrong html tag there.

[roadroller]

Ahahaha. ♪

[NEVER but if she does (you know, hypothetically!!!) and it fails then you're getting chased with a roadroller.]

Well, is there anything else you need to know? ♪

whoops

[a1a100.livejournal.com]

[He can live with that.]

Uh, I don't really think tho. There'th not much I really need to know, ith there?

[roadroller]

Mm... yeah, I guess not. ♪

[It sounds like he can just ask Karkat, besides.]

[a1a100.livejournal.com]

Well alright then. Uh, it wath nithe meeting you Rin.

[He turns to leave but wait, he just remembered something. He turns back around and takes a few steps towards her.]

Oh, right. How did you know I'm thychic?

[roadroller]

Oh, heh... ♪

[she scratches her head.]

I've met you before. Even though you don't remember... A highway showed up, and people were fighting to get on it. You had your powers back and you made some kind of... dumb car wall with your telekinesis to keep me off it. ♪

[a1a100.livejournal.com]

I've been here before? Weird.

[roadroller]

Yeah, it's really weird. I've seen people come and go without remembering it, and then there's people who have never been here before and just stay... As far as I can tell, I'm one of the latter. Who knows what it all means. ♪

[a1a100.livejournal.com]

Well, I gueth I thould probably make betht of being here. I mean, I don't have my thionicth tho that meanth I don't have voitheth in my head or terrible and debilitating migraineth.

[roadroller]

Ah, I had no idea... so you don't even mind being human? ♪

[a1a100.livejournal.com]

Not really, no. I mean, I'm going to mith my powerth, thure. But I'm not going to mith my freakith brain, my conthtant reminder of how I'm the lowetht of my rathe. Being a human ith going to be a pretty thweet vacathion.

[roadroller]

Lowest- wait, that color thing? ♪

I can't even imagine being more comfortable in someone else's skin than your own, but if you're happy about it then ... well, good for you! ♪

[a1a100.livejournal.com]

Yeah, there'th not that many lower than me in my group.

Well ath I thaid, thith ith jutht a vacathion tho I don't thee why I thouldn't enjoy it.

[roadroller]

Well, I hope you have lots of fun then. This place is okay sometimes.

What color are you then? ♪ [she's curious, since she and her own siblings are rather color-coded themselves. How do Vocaloids stack up in troll culture...]