No. You tell me first. God, I don't even know why this is so important to you, or why you think you really can't trust me if you don't know this. But there is a reason I do not tell anyone, and I'm not going to stand around talking to you after I tell you, I am going to get the fuck out of here.

I promise that while I'm flying off ten handles, I will be sure to share this with you before I make my disgraceful exit.