[Well, Karkat just assumes he's doing that on purpose to bother him! Obviously Sollux can navigate better than he's letting on somehow, yet another annoying thing about him.]

What the fuck do you want?

[Oh wow hello Karkat]

I was just taking a walk when suddenly my auricular sponge clots were violently attacked by your shrill, irritating voice.

What a coincidence, I was just out for a walk when my lookstubs were assaulted by a scrawny pile of mobile excrement.

Do you have to walk right behind me?

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No I don't.

[And so he's just going to walk right into Karkat while attempting to move in front of him. Whoops.]

[Shoving him off!]

What the fuck's your problem?

[And he's going to stumble back a little.]

I don't have a problem! You just happened to be taking up the whole sidewalk!

[And he's going to, with an estimated guess of where he is, shove Karkat back.]

Oh, this is fucking mature, Sollux! I bet you're proud of yourself. You sure showed me for trying to be a goddamn leader!

See, the funny thing about that is, you're not even really doing a good job at being leader!

[Okay. Ouch. That one really hurt.]

Yeah, that's hilarious coming from you. We all know you wanted to be in charge, but no one else did. How does it feel losing a likeable personality contest to me?

I don't want to be in charge either! I just want to be left a-fucking-lone to do whatever the fuck I want and not have to be told who I can and can't talk to like I'm a stupid human child! "Don't talk to suspicious people Sollux!" "Make sure you leave those strange older trolls alone Sollux!"

I can make my own fucking decisions Vantas.

You apparently get yourself killed with the regularity that most people conduct bodily functions so maybe you do need me to hold your hand and play lusus for you.

Are you really going to bring this up again?

I really am.

I'll bring up whatever I want as long as you continue being such an infected pustular bulgesore.

Ugh why are you so infuriating all the fucking time?!

I don't know, it must be an allergic reaction I have to you.

Well then maybe you should get the fuck away from me!

Gladly.

If you're going to fucking act like this is my fault and throw it all in my face then I don't want to talk to you anymore.

But it is your fault. If you weren't going around acting like you need to take charge when you actually don't, then I wouldn't be so pissed at you.

I do need to take charge! If you don't want to listen to me, then don't, but don't expect me to give a fuck when you get yourself eaten to death.

Can we please not talk about me dying for once?

You're the one who keeps bringing it up!

I haven't even fucking talked about anything related to death and myself this whole conversation until you bring it up!

I don't care. Just shut up, I'm fucking tired of you.