...porn stash?

I don't know. Considering Terezi is pretty capable blind, I can imagine you aren't that much of a pushover.

I was told you had a porn fetish problem of some kind and that I should help you with it. And since we're matesprits, I wouldn't want you to have problems of any kind.

Although you having a porn stash while blind seems kind of silly.

Who the fuck told you I had a fetish problem?!

I don't know if I should tell you.

So is this an actual problem or was I tricked?

It's definitely a trick.

Oh...

I guess Karkat got me good.

Karkat?!

[Oh now he is about 10 times as mad]

Is there a problem?

[You mad bro?]

Yes there's a problem! He fucking overreacted! Okay, yeah, I agree that I should have only told him about how he and Gamzee were moirails but that didn't give him any fucking right to tell you a stupid lie about something really fucking personal that shouldn't be talked about if it were true!

I think you forget that Karkat can be completely immature at times, Sollux. [Not that it really excuses Karkat's behavior but...]

Although, if you did have some porn fetish, I would find out eventually. [SHE WOULD FIND OUT. Somehow. Not sure how, but she would.] But you know that he always overreacts a lot of the time. And I think the older trolls that arrive here have been kind of unsettling him a lot. [She will shoosh pap you if you keep freaking out.]

Oh no, I can't forget how fucking immature he is.

And just because the older trolls are upsetting him or what the fuck ever doesn't mean that he can tell us to not talk to them! He may be the leader but he needs to pull his head out of his fucking nook and take charge when it's needed!

He didn't say anything when Dolorosa arrived though. I wonder...have you spoken to all the older trolls that have arrived and do you know when they arrived?

If he didn't have a problem to actually act on before, he has one now.

I live with Dolorosa so I talk to her on a daily basis and I've had a huge talk with Disciple and I've talked to Signless before.

I have not spoken to Disciple, but I spoke to Signless yesterday. Do you think Karkat doesn't like any of them?

Karkat thinks they're suspicious and doesn't want us talking to them so yeah, I think he doesn't like them.

I don't think he's fond of them either, but as irrational as Karkat gets, I have a feeling that there's more to it.

I mean, Karkat always does these type of things for a reason right?

I guess he does but it doesn't make me any less pissed.

Of course not! Maybe blow some steam a bit before doing something sudden though. See, I made a joke! [Robot. Steam. Haha?]

Eheheheh, you're the life of the party AA.

Haha, you think so?

Speaking of parties, we should have one sometime. [Glad to see she got you to chin up some at least.]

A party for what though?

...Uhmm..just a party! We can think of a reason later. [What? You can't just decide to have a party for fun?]

[No you can't]

Isn't there some kind of human holiday coming up?