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>Sollux: Be pissed

Action, around Mayfield

[After this conversation with Karkat, Sollux found himself mad. No, more then mad, he was pissed. Whether it was because of his bipolarity that had him so angry or not, he needed some air. So, after promptly slamming the phone back on it's receiver, he took his cane and left his house. You can find him wandering around Mayfield, looking less then happy.]

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Really? What was your first clue?

There's a good time and a bad time to give attitude.

This would go under a bad time, you know.

You know, about how many things I can see right now is an accurate representation of the fucks I give.

[Oh boy. Are you giving her sass, Sollux?]

So you think systematically throwing your sass at me is going to help you? I would like to kindly hint that being a robot makes it apparently easier to give into aggressive and physical behavior.

Aggressive and physical behavior? Would you really want to get in a fight with someone who can't even see where he's walking?

I beat up Vriska, and she was technically missing seven eyes at that time.

Does this anger have to do with your apparent porn stash?

She could still see!

And no, my anger's not even related to my porn stash!

[Wait]

...porn stash?

I don't know. Considering Terezi is pretty capable blind, I can imagine you aren't that much of a pushover.

I was told you had a porn fetish problem of some kind and that I should help you with it. And since we're matesprits, I wouldn't want you to have problems of any kind.

Although you having a porn stash while blind seems kind of silly.

[wat]

Who the fuck told you I had a fetish problem?!

I don't know if I should tell you.

So is this an actual problem or was I tricked?

It's definitely a trick.

Oh...

I guess Karkat got me good.

Karkat?!

[Oh now he is about 10 times as mad]

Is there a problem?

[You mad bro?]

Yes there's a problem! He fucking overreacted! Okay, yeah, I agree that I should have only told him about how he and Gamzee were moirails but that didn't give him any fucking right to tell you a stupid lie about something really fucking personal that shouldn't be talked about if it were true!

I think you forget that Karkat can be completely immature at times, Sollux. [Not that it really excuses Karkat's behavior but...]

Although, if you did have some porn fetish, I would find out eventually. [SHE WOULD FIND OUT. Somehow. Not sure how, but she would.] But you know that he always overreacts a lot of the time. And I think the older trolls that arrive here have been kind of unsettling him a lot. [She will shoosh pap you if you keep freaking out.]

Oh no, I can't forget how fucking immature he is.

And just because the older trolls are upsetting him or what the fuck ever doesn't mean that he can tell us to not talk to them! He may be the leader but he needs to pull his head out of his fucking nook and take charge when it's needed!

He didn't say anything when Dolorosa arrived though. I wonder...have you spoken to all the older trolls that have arrived and do you know when they arrived?

If he didn't have a problem to actually act on before, he has one now.

I live with Dolorosa so I talk to her on a daily basis and I've had a huge talk with Disciple and I've talked to Signless before.

I have not spoken to Disciple, but I spoke to Signless yesterday. Do you think Karkat doesn't like any of them?

Karkat thinks they're suspicious and doesn't want us talking to them so yeah, I think he doesn't like them.

This thread is going to be hilarious

It will be the most terrible thread. And wow I am slowly racking up Sollux tags

All according to plan.........................................................

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