[If you happen to be walking by Sollux's house you will notice him chaining a giant monster to a tree in his yard. He also seems to be yelling at it every now and then. Want to come see what this giant creature was?]
[ Suddenly, John cranks his head towards the direction Sollux wasn't looking at and bends down on his knees, his body shaking quite uncontrollably. What he's doing is left up to the imagination of the observer... ]
[ He was laughing. John was wheezing and half-chocking, and now rolling around in the grass, clutching onto his stomach for dear life. The heir of breath literally had the wind knocked out of him. ]
[ A moment's hesitation. ]
Anyone like my dad?