Sollux Captor
 
1st-Nov-2011 10:34 am
a1a100: (22)
A. 842 Hastings Boulevard

[If you happen to be walking by Sollux's house you will notice him chaining a giant monster to a tree in his yard. He also seems to be yelling at it every now and then. Want to come see what this giant creature was?]
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1st-Nov-2011 10:54 pm (UTC)
So this kind of thing happens a lot, right? Anyone can just show up like magic?

[ A moment's hesitation. ]

Anyone like my dad?
1st-Nov-2011 11:05 pm (UTC)
Probably. I don't thee why your dad couldn't thow up.
1st-Nov-2011 11:08 pm (UTC) - (1/2)
1st-Nov-2011 11:14 pm (UTC)
[ Suddenly, John cranks his head towards the direction Sollux wasn't looking at and bends down on his knees, his body shaking quite uncontrollably. What he's doing is left up to the imagination of the observer... ]
1st-Nov-2011 11:17 pm (UTC)
...John?

[And he places his hand on John's shoulder.]
1st-Nov-2011 11:22 pm (UTC) - (1/2)
Heheheh...
1st-Nov-2011 11:28 pm (UTC)
Heheheh... HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

[ He was laughing. John was wheezing and half-chocking, and now rolling around in the grass, clutching onto his stomach for dear life. The heir of breath literally had the wind knocked out of him. ]
1st-Nov-2011 11:30 pm (UTC)
[Sollux just... stares.]

Are you okay...?
1st-Nov-2011 11:37 pm (UTC)
[ ...Nope. Still a giggling inferno. ]

—Thought... But I... Then you... Heheheh...

[ Wheeze wheeze wheeze. ]
1st-Nov-2011 11:39 pm (UTC)
... I don't get human humor.
1st-Nov-2011 11:46 pm (UTC)
No no no, wait—! I can. Heheh. Explain. [ He hehe's some more takes in deep breaths,

until he swiftly snaps right back on his feet and stares at his trollbro with a serious composure.
]

You totally said he was gonna throw up.
1st-Nov-2011 11:47 pm (UTC)
...

[Okay. He's turning around to go inside now. Wow John, rude.]
2nd-Nov-2011 12:01 am (UTC)
[ Processing... processing...

Oh God. Wait. No. Shit.
]

Wait! Bluh, that's not what I meant! [ John runs up from behind, grabbing his shoulders. ] I'm sorry, I wasn't trying to make fun of you.
2nd-Nov-2011 12:30 pm (UTC)
[He looks over his shoulders at John.]

You thtill did.
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