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Sollux Captor ([personal profile] a1a100) wrote2011-11-01 10:34 am

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A. 842 Hastings Boulevard

[If you happen to be walking by Sollux's house you will notice him chaining a giant monster to a tree in his yard. He also seems to be yelling at it every now and then. Want to come see what this giant creature was?]

[identity profile] a1a100.livejournal.com 2011-11-01 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
He'll have to deal with normal honey but he thould be good with jutht that.

Bathically, yeah.

[identity profile] windplay.livejournal.com 2011-11-01 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
So this kind of thing happens a lot, right? Anyone can just show up like magic?

[ A moment's hesitation. ]

Anyone like my dad?

[identity profile] a1a100.livejournal.com 2011-11-01 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably. I don't thee why your dad couldn't thow up.

[identity profile] windplay.livejournal.com 2011-11-01 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Suddenly, John cranks his head towards the direction Sollux wasn't looking at and bends down on his knees, his body shaking quite uncontrollably. What he's doing is left up to the imagination of the observer... ]

[identity profile] a1a100.livejournal.com 2011-11-01 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
...John?

[And he places his hand on John's shoulder.]

(1/2)

[identity profile] windplay.livejournal.com 2011-11-01 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Heheheh...

[identity profile] windplay.livejournal.com 2011-11-01 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Heheheh... HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

[ He was laughing. John was wheezing and half-chocking, and now rolling around in the grass, clutching onto his stomach for dear life. The heir of breath literally had the wind knocked out of him. ]

[identity profile] a1a100.livejournal.com 2011-11-01 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sollux just... stares.]

Are you okay...?

[identity profile] windplay.livejournal.com 2011-11-01 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ...Nope. Still a giggling inferno. ]

—Thought... But I... Then you... Heheheh...

[ Wheeze wheeze wheeze. ]

[identity profile] a1a100.livejournal.com 2011-11-01 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
... I don't get human humor.

[identity profile] windplay.livejournal.com 2011-11-01 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
No no no, wait—! I can. Heheh. Explain. [ He hehe's some more takes in deep breaths,

until he swiftly snaps right back on his feet and stares at his trollbro with a serious composure.
]

You totally said he was gonna throw up.

[identity profile] a1a100.livejournal.com 2011-11-01 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
...

[Okay. He's turning around to go inside now. Wow John, rude.]

[identity profile] windplay.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ Processing... processing...

Oh God. Wait. No. Shit.
]

Wait! Bluh, that's not what I meant! [ John runs up from behind, grabbing his shoulders. ] I'm sorry, I wasn't trying to make fun of you.

[identity profile] a1a100.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 12:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[He looks over his shoulders at John.]

You thtill did.