First hack

[a1a100]

A. In the house.

[Good morning Mayfield, today seems like a particularly lovely day, no? Well despite the lovely weather, a certain boy isn't pleased. He gets out of his bed and rubs his eye, looking around the unfamiliar room.]

Where the hell ith thith?

[After standing up, he notices a full body mirror on the wall. And what he was looking at made him flinch a little. He walks over to the mirror and places his hand on it, the image reflecting his motions. He was missing his horns, his fangs, his grey skin, and his red and blue eyes. not to mention that he was in clothes that he didn't recognize, a plain black tank top and plaid boxers.]

What happened to my body?

[Without hesitation, he moves over to his closet and changes into a random outfit, a yellow and black sweater vest and black jeans. Then he hurries down the hall, not really sure what he was looking for.]

B. The streets of Mayfield.

[If you guys are taking a walk, wandering around, or just looking out your window, you may notice a certain heterochromic, sweater vest wearing boy run by. What could be his issue? Well, you're going to have to ask him if you want to find out!]

Comments

[a1a100.livejournal.com]

I don't know, you thure have a giant load there. It muth be pretty heavy unleth you thtill have freakith thtrength.

[cantwhinnyemall.livejournal.com]

[Equius turns his head at that. He hasn't mentioned his loss in a while; either someone's been gossiping or more likely, that's Sollux Captor now that he's taken a closer look.]

While I do not it remains a matter of pride, something I am sure that even one as coarse as yourself understands.

[a1a100.livejournal.com]

Thure, thure. Tho, how long have you been here?

[cantwhinnyemall.livejournal.com]

Roughly half of a full sweep, although I was in drone state for a notable percentage of that time.

[a1a100.livejournal.com]

Being in drone-thtate doethn't really thound pleathant, from what I've heard tho far. Do you remember everything from when you were a drone?

[cantwhinnyemall.livejournal.com]

Unpleasant sums up the experience sufficiently and talking about it makes me uncomfortable.

[a1a100.livejournal.com]

Fair enough.

[Well, wasn't this awkward.]

Tho I thee you have your luthuth.

[cantwhinnyemall.livejournal.com]

Yes.

He was in the parcel system.

[Aurthuor twitches his mustache proudly.]

[a1a100.livejournal.com]

You mutht be pretty glad to have him here then, huh?

[He thinks for a minute.]

Unlike you I'd rather not have my luthuth here.

[cantwhinnyemall.livejournal.com]

A bit of a brute, was he?

[a1a100.livejournal.com]

A bit ith an underthtatement.