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Sollux Captor ([personal profile] a1a100) wrote2011-09-13 08:19 pm
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First hack

A. In the house.

[Good morning Mayfield, today seems like a particularly lovely day, no? Well despite the lovely weather, a certain boy isn't pleased. He gets out of his bed and rubs his eye, looking around the unfamiliar room.]

Where the hell ith thith?

[After standing up, he notices a full body mirror on the wall. And what he was looking at made him flinch a little. He walks over to the mirror and places his hand on it, the image reflecting his motions. He was missing his horns, his fangs, his grey skin, and his red and blue eyes. not to mention that he was in clothes that he didn't recognize, a plain black tank top and plaid boxers.]

What happened to my body?

[Without hesitation, he moves over to his closet and changes into a random outfit, a yellow and black sweater vest and black jeans. Then he hurries down the hall, not really sure what he was looking for.]

B. The streets of Mayfield.

[If you guys are taking a walk, wandering around, or just looking out your window, you may notice a certain heterochromic, sweater vest wearing boy run by. What could be his issue? Well, you're going to have to ask him if you want to find out!]

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-14 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
What?

Since when is he here?

[identity profile] a1a100.livejournal.com 2011-09-14 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
We both woke up here thith morning.

[He shrugs.]

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-14 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Why is everyone showing up at once? It's fucking impossible to keep track.

[identity profile] a1a100.livejournal.com 2011-09-14 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
At leatht we're thowing up. Would you rather be here all by yourthelf while everyone elthe wath back in the Veil?

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
No.

Did I say it was a bad thing? It's just that I've been here for perigees with basically just Gamzee, Tavros, Nepeta, and Jade consistently around. And now suddenly almost every fucking asshole I know is present and accounted for.

[identity profile] a1a100.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
You're making it thound like it'th a bad thing.

[He sighs and crosses his arms.]


Tho, how ith everyone? Well, everyone you've talked to tho far. I'm athuming all the people who came with me are jutht ath confuthed and irritated.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know.

Horrible things keep happening, as described in detail in my memo, and everyone seems fine, I guess, but it's really hard to say.

[identity profile] a1a100.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
What kind of horrible thingth? I want to know how prepared I thould be. And altho, how long doeth it take until I thtart getting thit from our world? Thuch ath my troll body?

[Now he has questions.]

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
Okay. Last time, it was this situation where they delivered disgusting human dairy beverages to our hives and told us someone had to drink them. When we didn't, they made one of us go on a shithive murder spree until we did.

The dairy beverages had varying effects but they were all somewhere between making us really sick or flat out killing us horribly. I mean, I got off really easily with what happened to me, but it kind of makes me feel like shit thinking about everything my hivemates went through.

[He sighs; he hasn't really talked about this with anyone, and he doesn't know if he wants to right now or not.]

It's really impossible to predict when you'll get those things back. It usually takes about an earth month or two.

[identity profile] a1a100.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
If thomething ath harmleth ath human dairy productth cauthed thingth like that to happen then thith plathe ith thomething I thouldn't take lightly.

An Earth month? Whatever, I gueth I'll find out when it happenth.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, you will. Don't look forward to it, though. You look like a useless asshole as a human. Even more than usual, I mean. You'll probably die first.

[identity profile] a1a100.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Thankth KK. That'th really reathuring.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm just being honest about the situation.

[identity profile] a1a100.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, yeah. I'll keep an eye out for anything.