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Sollux Captor ([personal profile] a1a100) wrote2011-09-13 08:19 pm
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First hack

A. In the house.

[Good morning Mayfield, today seems like a particularly lovely day, no? Well despite the lovely weather, a certain boy isn't pleased. He gets out of his bed and rubs his eye, looking around the unfamiliar room.]

Where the hell ith thith?

[After standing up, he notices a full body mirror on the wall. And what he was looking at made him flinch a little. He walks over to the mirror and places his hand on it, the image reflecting his motions. He was missing his horns, his fangs, his grey skin, and his red and blue eyes. not to mention that he was in clothes that he didn't recognize, a plain black tank top and plaid boxers.]

What happened to my body?

[Without hesitation, he moves over to his closet and changes into a random outfit, a yellow and black sweater vest and black jeans. Then he hurries down the hall, not really sure what he was looking for.]

B. The streets of Mayfield.

[If you guys are taking a walk, wandering around, or just looking out your window, you may notice a certain heterochromic, sweater vest wearing boy run by. What could be his issue? Well, you're going to have to ask him if you want to find out!]

[identity profile] windplay.livejournal.com 2011-09-14 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, I am one of those humans. And this meeting would be even more awesome if you were in your normal form, because now that I know who you are, having pink flesh seems a bit off.

[identity profile] a1a100.livejournal.com 2011-09-14 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
Do you know what trollth look like?

[identity profile] windplay.livejournal.com 2011-09-14 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
Nope. But I am sure you all look very trollish and alien-like.

I would also imagine big horns like monster Howie Mandel, because he is the closest thing to a troll I know.

[identity profile] a1a100.livejournal.com 2011-09-14 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
Our hornth uthually aren't that big until we get older. Ath a troll, I look how I do now but with grey thkin, yellow blood, 4 hornth, and one red eye and one blue eye. I altho have pretty big and annoying fangth that give me an even worthe lithp then I already have.

[identity profile] windplay.livejournal.com 2011-09-14 09:01 am (UTC)(link)
Oh man, that sounds pretty cool. I am sorry about the lisp though, but I can still pretty much understand all of your words!

Also, you said you're Karkat's best friend? I thought that was Gamzee.
Edited 2011-09-14 09:03 (UTC)

[identity profile] a1a100.livejournal.com 2011-09-14 09:04 am (UTC)(link)
KK ith Gamthee'th betht friend, thure. But I'm KK'th betht friend and he'th mine. You get that, right?

[identity profile] windplay.livejournal.com 2011-09-14 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
Hehe, yeah, I understand.

And I can't say I am qualified to be KK's best friend yet, but I am his buddy! This must mean we are fellow buddies from another buddy.

[identity profile] a1a100.livejournal.com 2011-09-14 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Heheh, for a human, you're pretty okay.

[identity profile] windplay.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ John lightly laughs again and reaches up to pull his hood over his head, at which he instantly remembered he didn't have his god tier clothes anymore! Welp. ]

So where should we start?

[ He looks around as if really looking at the place for the first time. ]

[identity profile] a1a100.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, I'll sthtart on thith end of the houthe and you thtart on the other?

[identity profile] windplay.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, but maybe we should stick together. So things won't be so hectic when we meet the real owner.

[ He started pacing around the hallway, glancing at the pictures to get a sneak peek of who exactly lived here, but...

What in the hell is going on in here.
]

Do I even want to know...

[identity profile] a1a100.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
It'th kind of creepy how there are pictureth of uth with other people, huh?

[He stares at one of the portraits for a long time before speaking again.]

Maybe... maybe we're thuppothed to live here? It would make thenthe I mean, all of the clotheth in the clothet of the room I came from were my thtyle, my thithe. There are picthureth of uth pothing like we know each other.

[He looks back to the room he came from and walks over to the door.]

There'th even my name on the door!

[Be it as it may it's drawn on a piece of paper and taped on.]

[identity profile] windplay.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
But I've never even seen you in my life! Maybe you guys can with your stalkerish viewports, and I dunno about you, but this whole thing reeks of a really bad horror movie. It's kind of creepy.

[ He looks at a photo of a baby version of him and Sollux taking a bath. ]

Make that super creepy. I wonder if this kinda makes us brothers, then.

[identity profile] a1a100.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[He looks over at John and tilts his head a little.]

Brotherth?

[identity profile] windplay.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh right, troll families work differently than human families do.

It's like... imagine being born with another wriggly troll at the same time. And you two live together under the same roof! It's like having your best friend grow up with you, except you two are related.

[identity profile] a1a100.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
By the lookth of it--

[He pics up another photo of the two. They were both younger and opening presents on Christmas day.]

I gueth we are.

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[identity profile] windplay.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Hehe, I never had a brother before. This might even be kind of awesome.









[ Wait. What's that he's holding in the picture? ]
Edited 2011-09-16 00:44 (UTC)

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[identity profile] windplay.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Image




[ Oh hell no.

It seems no matter what alternate universe he was in, there was absolutely no escape from the clowns. Ever.
]

Auuugh! Why!!!
Edited 2011-09-16 00:49 (UTC)

Pfffft I love you

[identity profile] a1a100.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
I'm interethted in what having one ith like.

[Then he looks at the picture and back at John.]

What'th wrong?
Edited 2011-09-16 00:52 (UTC)

i love you too :3c

[identity profile] windplay.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Bluh. Clowns are stupid and that's all there is to say on the matter.

What did you get?

<:3c

[identity profile] a1a100.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
[He looks back at the picture again.]

It lookth like thome kind of pluth bee.

[identity profile] windplay.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
Haha, oh man! Are bees your troll thing? Like Vriska with her gross spiders and spidery eights.

[identity profile] a1a100.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Well back on Alternia I took care of beeth. I gueth you could thay I liked them a lot. At leatht I like them more than any other animal.

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