>Sollux: Mess around with shit while blind

[a1a100]

842 Hastings Boulevard


[Sollux woke up this morning to buzzing in his ear. He grumbles and smacks whatever was making that noise and turns over only to be stung in the back by a bee.]

Ow, fuck!

[He sits up and habitually snaps his fingers, putting the bees to sleep. He raises an eyebrow as the sound of awake bees turn into the sound of sleeping bees. When did he even get his bees back and also when did he get his psionics? Well, whatever. He gets changed and goes into the kitchen where he tests out his psionics, using them to lift whatever is closest to him which happens to be a chair.]

Phone

If anyone happens to see a purple bee, bring it to me or at least tell me because I don't want any of my bees getting out. Also, none of you humans will understand this but I have my psionics back. I could have used them a few months ago but whatever, I have them now. If anyone is wondering what the hell psionics are, long story short I can lift shit without touching it and burn people and their houses to crisps.

Comments

[a1a1000.livejournal.com]

I said psionics dumbshit, there's a difference.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

It's a pretty thin line, if you're trying to say there's a difference between a psychic who reads mind and a psionic who manipulates matter and natural law through psychic power. I've mainly known people who do both.

[a1a1000.livejournal.com]

Good for them but just because you know people that can do both doesn't mean that there's not really a difference.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Who cares? They're both psychic powers, even if they have different applications. I'm not sure why you think people would be amazed to find out someone has them, when there's several people who have them here.

[a1a1000.livejournal.com]

I was mostly aiming that towards the people who know me personally and I don't really give a fuck about your opinion.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Wow then good job using the filters buddy, since you made it seem like you were just airing it to everyone.

[a1a1000.livejournal.com]

Well since I don't care about anyone's opinions I fail to see why I should even bother filtering anything.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Eh, guess you got a point.

So are the bees actually dangerous, or how hard is it to catch them, or what?

[a1a1000.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what effects they have on humans if they sting them so you're more then welcome to try catching them but it's your fault if you end up dying. And yeah, they will definitely try to sting you if you try to catch them.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Oh. Well screw it then, you're on your own there.

[a1a1000.livejournal.com]

Heheh, whatever.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

So can I ask what the stupid things actually do? I'm assuming they're not, like, honey bees or some crap.

[a1a1000.livejournal.com]

They are in fact honey bees but the honey they produce is dangerous to be eaten by humans or trolls, it's made for my lusus.