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Sollux Captor ([personal profile] a1a100) wrote2011-11-01 10:34 am

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A. 842 Hastings Boulevard

[If you happen to be walking by Sollux's house you will notice him chaining a giant monster to a tree in his yard. He also seems to be yelling at it every now and then. Want to come see what this giant creature was?]

[identity profile] a1a100.livejournal.com 2011-11-01 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I hope you can thee her again.

He'll get uthed to it. I jutht hope no one trieth to hurt him or anything.

[identity profile] heardeadpe0ple.livejournal.com 2011-11-01 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I sure I will. This place does strange things after all!

I don't think you have to worry about it. I think people try to avoid something like your lusus. No offense.

[identity profile] a1a100.livejournal.com 2011-11-01 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, you probably will at one point.

And none taken. To humanth he probably lookth like a monthter which ith why I'm worried about them trying to harm him or run him out of town.

[identity profile] heardeadpe0ple.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
You think keeping him in the back of the hive will be safer?

Or maybe a sign! Leave a sign near him. Humans like doing that right? Putting signs up wherever they want to say something?

[identity profile] a1a100.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
What would I put on a thign though? "Giant monthter, don't touch"?

[identity profile] heardeadpe0ple.livejournal.com 2011-11-03 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe "Beware of Monster"? or something? They have those signs for dogs right?

[identity profile] a1a100.livejournal.com 2011-11-03 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
... he'th not a dog, AA.

[identity profile] heardeadpe0ple.livejournal.com 2011-11-04 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
I know he isn't silly! But, it works the same way right?