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[a1a100]

A. 842 Hastings Boulevard

[If you happen to be walking by Sollux's house you will notice him chaining a giant monster to a tree in his yard. He also seems to be yelling at it every now and then. Want to come see what this giant creature was?]

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[a1a100.livejournal.com]

Either way yeah. He'th my luthuth and all that thit.

[He turns around all the way and faces Soul.]

I'm Tholluckth.

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[windplay.livejournal.com]

[cacophonicsoul]

[He holds out his hand with a grin.]

Name's Soul. Nice to meet you, Sollux.

[windplay.livejournal.com]

[ Suddenly, John cranks his head towards the direction Sollux wasn't looking at and bends down on his knees, his body shaking quite uncontrollably. What he's doing is left up to the imagination of the observer... ]

[a1a100.livejournal.com]

...John?

[And he places his hand on John's shoulder.]

[a1a100.livejournal.com]

[He takes it and shakes it briefly.]

Thame.

Tho, how long have you been here? You thaid you've only met two other trollth tho not long I'm guething.

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[windplay.livejournal.com]

Heheheh...

[windplay.livejournal.com]

Heheheh... HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

[ He was laughing. John was wheezing and half-chocking, and now rolling around in the grass, clutching onto his stomach for dear life. The heir of breath literally had the wind knocked out of him. ]

[cacophonicsoul]

I met Kanaya last week. We both got stuck in that blob... thing. So it's actually just the two of you.

Been here a little less than a month. What about you?

[a1a100.livejournal.com]

[Sollux just... stares.]

Are you okay...?

[a1a100.livejournal.com]

I've been here thinthe Theptember thomething. Tho for a little over a month?

[windplay.livejournal.com]

[ ...Nope. Still a giggling inferno. ]

—Thought... But I... Then you... Heheheh...

[ Wheeze wheeze wheeze. ]

[a1a100.livejournal.com]

... I don't get human humor.

[windplay.livejournal.com]

No no no, wait—! I can. Heheh. Explain. [ He hehe's some more takes in deep breaths,

until he swiftly snaps right back on his feet and stares at his trollbro with a serious composure. ]

You totally said he was gonna throw up.

[a1a100.livejournal.com]

...

[Okay. He's turning around to go inside now. Wow John, rude.]

[cacophonicsoul]

Sucks, man.

Was anyone else from you world here when you showed up?

[a1a100.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Almotht all of the people I know were here. There are twelve trollth all together and when I wath here there were only ten otherth but the latht troll arrived here a few weekth later.

[windplay.livejournal.com]

[ Processing... processing...

Oh God. Wait. No. Shit. ]

Wait! Bluh, that's not what I meant! [ John runs up from behind, grabbing his shoulders. ] I'm sorry, I wasn't trying to make fun of you.

[hintcoinplz.livejournal.com]

[Oh goodness what is that.

Luke looks horrified.]

L-look out! It's going to eat you!

[a1a100.livejournal.com]

[He looks over his shoulders at John.]

You thtill did.

[a1a100.livejournal.com]

No it'th not. He'th actually pretty thtupid and when he thinkth he'th in danger he jutht yellth at whatever ith bothering him. He wouldn't hurt anyone.

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

Hehehe! Maybe. [she smiles a little more sincerely now.] So, how is he? He's not a sprite, I guess? I wonder. Maybe the lusi they bring us can be from farther back on the timeline too?

[heardeadpe0ple.livejournal.com]

You think keeping him in the back of the hive will be safer?

Or maybe a sign! Leave a sign near him. Humans like doing that right? Putting signs up wherever they want to say something?

[a1a100.livejournal.com]

What would I put on a thign though? "Giant monthter, don't touch"?

[a1a100.livejournal.com]

He'th not a thprite, no. Tho he ith from a while back. I don't know how far back though.