Alright tho apparently, Eridan came over to FF and I while we were chilling on your horn pile in the Veil, looking to pick a fight. Him and I fought and he brought thith thtupid powerful wand and knocked me out, making me lothe my thight and my pthionic abilitieth. Afterwardth, FF got up to fight him and he..

[This was a little bit harder to actually say out loud then to hear.]

He killed her. And then Kanaya dethided to thtep up but he killed her too, along with the Matriorb tho our rathe ith doomed. Then he abthconded leaving KK there all alone who, by the way, did nothing during thith whole ordeal.

Apparently, Kanaya came back alive ath a rainbow drinker and thawed Eridan in half tho he got what wath coming for him.