Let me explain. Since arriving here, she's attempted to kiss one troll, rejected another troll's flushed advances, accepted another troll's pale advances, confessed to a different troll her own flushed feelings and got him to feel that way about her back, and has now asked a different troll to homecoming.

She's on a deadly poor rom decisions spree and she isn't leaving any survivors, and I intend to put a goddamn stop to it.